My name is Addie Ellis and my life is Virtually Reality.
I moved in with my friend from university (Alex Anders), when we both had finished our degrees and were sent off in to the world. i wouldn’t say my life after university was bad, but its been an adventure so far… and this i what my blog is basically all about…
All the abstract misfortunes of my life seem too convenient to be true, but that’s just life I guess… you make your own problems. Though I don’t see how that quote is relevant today since my problem wasn’t the breakfast I had made… but the fact I couldn’t get to it because Alex and his new girlfriend, Sandy were too loved up on each other to notice that even a grown woman such as myself could cry over burned waffles.
This is “the” Alex By the way, the one i now live with … if I was still old enough to have “best Friends” I would defiantly call him that… well, at least on those days where he doesn’t deprive me of my breakfast.
All this kanoodling started about 3 months ago when Sandy first moved into, her sister, Heidi’s house after she got evicted from her old place …something to do with fish heads and a keg of beer, I don’t know, I didn’t ask the full story.
But anyway yeah, since they’re only next door, me and Alex went over to say hi… they hit it off… he inappropriately kissed her… she loved it… and here we are… in my vision of what hell will be like.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate Sandy… its just I’d like to have my home back, since no matter what I try and watch… they’re kissing in front of it.
Heidi figures its going to be a quick burn out fling between them, but she would say that since she doesn’t like Alex very much anyway because of his techno-worship or whatever she calls it… she says a lot of words like that, I don’t understand what they mean I just kind of nod and let her carry on talking.
I liked to believe that Heidi was right and it is just a fling, but things have been starting to worry me lately…
…You know the kind of people who if they had an accident and were dripping blood everywhere would try to clean up the blood stains before going to the hospital…? Well Alex is one of them kind of guys… unfortunately he actually works at a hospital… but that’s not the point… the point is he hired a maid yesterday… which is what has been worrying me… he loves cleaning! Why would he deprive himself of that?… has sandy taken up so much of his life he doesn’t even want to scrub the scum of the side of the bathtub with a big accomplished smile on his face like he used to?… I hope this will be over soon.
One thing I’m not complaining about though… This is the maid that came today from the agency, I wasn’t checking him out… but he has very nice side burns… I don’t know his name so I’m going to call him toilet guy from now on.
