So, I was Tinkering around with the fireplace the other day, and successfully upgraded it to turn on automatically… it was kinda nice having a fire turn on for you whenever you enter a room. Well, kinda nice until Alex got home from work and an errant spark ignited the living room!… the tarty maid jumped straight in on the action and put it out before the fire brigade could even get here!… the whole time I was thinking to myself… “Who the hell is she and where the hell is toilet guy!?”…the fire lady looked a little disappointed cuz she missed the action, I’m not surprised though…since people have been able to pull fire extinguishers (that are bigger than they are) out of their back pockets, the fire department has been getting hardly any action!
Once the excitement had worn off and the maid had left (with a little extra in her pay cheque) Alex told me he had got a promotion, which is great! He loves his job… all that hospital cleaning.
Over the past few days (after his little announcement) Alex has been spending less time with Sandy since he is too tired from work… I feel bad thinking that it’s a good thing since he really likes Sandy and everything… but it’s nice to be able to enjoy my house again!
Although, one of Alex’s friends from work came over with his son (his toddler son with huge creepy eyebrows…) … he’s a bit of a dick… he loves kids and family stuff… he actually called me rude for telling him I hate his son!… “Its nothing personal…”, I said “I hate all kids! They drool and poop and demand stuff… who wouldn’t hate them?… apart from you of course…”
He didn’t leave as quickly as a thought he would though … which is a shame because I had to spend more time in his son’s presence… they may have stayed for dinner, I don’t know because I didn’t…
The next day, it had been 5 days since I had left the house and after tinkering with pretty much everything I could find (without electrocuting myself… I know…. I’m just that good LOL) I had become profoundly bored and stir crazy… Heidi told me about some cooking classes down town, so I thought… “Why the hell not…”… maybe I need a job or something… I sure as hell don’t need the money.
